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In order to liberate copies of Shaq-Fu, one must be able to successfully track down a copy of Shaq-Fu. In this section of the website, we provide a sort of strategy guide, if you will, to finding and liberating a copy of Shaq-fu.

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Above, you will see some seasoned veterans going on a mission for copies. Notice the confident stride and determined looks on their faces.

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Yes, Funcoland. Normally, Funcoland would be considered a little pricey for games. They have cornered the market on used games and they know they can charge anything they want. Look at the sign. Gaze into the evil.

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The veterans know. They understand what Funcoland is and what they are about to be exposed to. But they are brave and desperate. They know that in order to liberate of copy of Shaq-Fu, they must be exposed to the inner workings of a great evil machine. They enter.

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Look now. They have found the bin, the bin of their destiny. Inside here, a copy of Shaq-Fu may be hidden. The veteran takes time out to explain the process of how to track down a copy, while another veteran looks to settle his own conceited desire.

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Ah-ha! Look carefully! The veterans have managed to find a copy of the Genesis version of Shaq-Fu. Examine the picture and notice evil in its normal habitat.

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The seasoned veterans rejoice. They have liberated the copy of Shaq-Fu. One of them holds it up in the air and screams a chant of victory!

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One of the veterans brings the foul black plastic cartridge to the desk and asks the cruel tool of the Funcoland system for the price. He understands that most copies of Shaq-Fu sell around $1.50 Genesis and $2.00 SNES. He's just making sure.

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The veterans prepare for worst. Most people do not understand the process of liberation. These minions of Funcoland are no exception. Stand tall, veterans. Even though they scoff at you, you are proud liberators! The best of the best. You see the evil in the world and you conquer it. Those two behind the desk don't know what a great deed you have done for humanity. It's a great paradox. No employee of a video game store will ever understand why Shaq-Fu must be liberated. But you know and you always will.

You too can be a seasoned veteran. You can march into your local Funcoland or Gamestop or where ever you get used video games and liberate a copy of this miserable scourge of a game. Join with us and help our cause. You've seen the evidence.